Feel Of Priceless Humor

A Rascal ‘s Punishment

There was once a rascal who lived a difficult life and could hardly prevent himself from starving to death.

He happened to pass a household that was holding a funeral for one of it deceased family member one day. He slipped in while no one was looking and cried bitterly in front of the memorial tablet of the deceased. None of the family members knew him, so thus, the surprised people inquired the reason why he cried.

“I was the best friend with the dead. We haven’t met for months. Now that he was passed away, how can I not feel sad? I was just passing by, I wasn’t prepared for anything like this! All I can do now is cry for my dear friend, which is the last thing I can do for this friendship.” The family was deeply touched by the sincere words and invited him to dinner.

While going home, the rascal met a friend that was as precarious as he was. The friend asked, “Where did you manage to eat and drink today?” The rascal told him his whole story.

The very next day, the friend also found a family that was holding a funeral and cried loudly. When the family members asked him for the reason, he told them he was a best friend of the deceased. Before he even had a chance to finish his words, he was given a storm of blows and kicks.

The deceased family member was a young housewife!

None A Pair

A man once had two pairs of boots. One of which had thin soles and the other had thick soles. One morning, he accidentally put one of each of the boots on. When he was walking, he felt utter discomfort. “This is very strange indeed! Why is it that my legs don’t feel like they are of the same length today?” He thought in surprise.

A man who happened to pass told him kindly, “Your boots are not of a pair.” He rushed home immediately to change boots. However, when he reached home and saw the other pair of boots, he pondered for a moment and said, “There is not at all a need to change. The other two are not a pair either. One is thin and the other is thick.”

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