Good Wife: Now, do you regret to marry me? Oh ya, once sold, no refund! let me count, 4,5,6 years, hmmm…..the warranty period has expired.
★★★★★
Good Wife: Do you want to eat pear? I just bought it today. You don’t want to eat? Ok, cut a pear for me please!
★★★★★
Good Wife: What? If you happen to pick up one thousand dollars on a road, you want to buy a new computer? No, no way! I want five hundred dollars to buy cloths.
★★★★★
Good Wife: Don’t argue this problem any more! Where have I gone wrong? And when have you done right so far?
★★★★★
Good Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Ya.
Good Wife: What is “ya”, what is your meaning?
Husband: Love!
Good Wife: Whom do you love?
Husband: You!
Good Wife: No! You better say it clearly.
Husband: Alright.
Good Wife: Hurry up, say quickly! If you don’t say today, don’t think of sleeping tonight.
Husband: I love you…
Good Wife: This is what you said willingly. I didn’t force you!
★★★★★
Good Wife: Dear, please come over here! Look at that window, the husband helping the wife to massage. You better watch carefully and learn hard!
★★★★★
Good Wife: Dear, eat this apple.
Husband: Thanks, I don’t want it, you eat it.
Good Wife: Oh, then I eat that good one, this one rotted.
★★★★★
Good Wife: I have no clothes to wear. That one I bought last week was not suitable. I don’t even have one to wear for outing. Twenty over clothes, none of them suits me at all.
★★★★★
Good Wife: I feel cold.
Husband: You have to put on my jacket.
Good Wife: No.
Husband: But you will get a cold.
Good Wife: Why not you hug me?
★★★★★
Good Wife: What are you doing now?
Husband: Nothing.
Good Wife: Do you feel boring?
Husband: Ya, very boring.
Good Wife: I am boring too. Why not, we give birth to a child to play for fun.
★★★★★
Husband: When you married me, you like my intelligence or character?
Good Wife: What I like is this kind of good humor you have now.
★★★★★
Good Wife: This dish is delicious, you have good taste.
Husband: Ya, nice!
Good Wife: So tomorrow you continue to cook.
★★★★★
Good Wife: You like the dish I cooked today?
Husband: Ya, very nice to eat.
Good Wife: So you wash all the bowls now.
★★★★★
Good Wife: I don’t want to play anymore. You’re cheating! You promised me to let me win the chess today.
★★★★★
Good Wife: Do you know why I wipe the cake’s cream onto your face? Because you won this chess! Say, the next one you win or lose?
★★★★★
Good Wife: Our kid is bullying the neighbor children again, what will you going to say? ….forget it, it is not too late to think about it after our kid is born.
★★★★★
Good Wife: Why do I have to brush the bag for you and you cut the apple for me?
Husband: So, I shall brush myself instead and you cut the apple yourself.
Good Wife: So, everyday I cook my own and you cook your own, alright? But, wait….it seems like, something is going wrong between us!
★★★★★
Good Wife: I spent a lot of money today. All my money is gone…
Husband: Oh, that’s my money isn’t?
Good Wife: No, your money is my money and my money is still my money!
★★★★★
Good Wife: Am I putting on weight, dear?
Husband: No!
Good Wife: No? You look carefully. Here, here, I’ve obviously got fat.
Husband: I don’t feel it.
Good Wife: You are bluffing! Am I fat or not, say?
Husband: Okay, okay, you’re fat…..
Good Wife: What?? What did you say?
Husband: Fat…oh….don’t pinch me….
Good Wife: You better make it clear.
Husband: You are still slim.
Good Wife: Ah ha, that’s correct!
★★★★★
Good Wife: Get back home now. You go ahead.
Husband: How about you?
Good Wife: I’ll go behind and you pull me up the staircase!
★★★★★
Good Wife: Now my turn to go in front.
Husband: Oh, that’s good.
Good Wife: This time you push me up the staircase!
Life is fun, isn’t it? Specially if you married with such a good wife…..
Learn how to “Make Women Laugh And Fall In Love”
Learn “How to be FUNNY!”
Spread the word with good humor
Deal of the Day
